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the butt munchies

When your butt is too big and your bathing suit is too small. Looks as if the bathing suit is being consumed by your butt
Leah has the butt munchies, its really gross cause she has protruding thighs as well. Gross!
by supermannoeshere February 8, 2010
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The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

The ominous tone of the butt! It is just there specifically a man butt, you think he was gonna fast, but no it just remained a butt. IT WAS SO SCARY WHEN JESSICA SLAPPED IT, but no. No reaction. Was this a super butt. THAN ANDY A CO WORKER SNIFFED AND SNIFFED SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF!!!!! THE BUTT WAS ABOUT TO BREAK THE SILENCE BUT THAN A HAND CAME OUT OF THE CABINET AND THE WALLS DRIPPED WITH VINEGAR AND THE OLD HAG THAT HANGED BEHIND THE BATHROOM DOOR CAME OUT AND WAS ACTUALLY THERE!! SHE TOOK HER MAGIC WAND AND SAID BADDOOODOOODOO BADOODOO....the butt was doing all of this whaaaat. NO! THE BEST PART COMES..............

...............I SWEAR!!!! THE BUTT WENT PFFFFFFFFFFWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRELILPUT!! IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE SO SCARY I AM SSH SH SHAKING!
Finding nemo The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

Twerking with out parental guidance The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

Dancing in the dark with a spotlight The butt! Dun Dun Dun!
by STANDUPCOMEDY November 28, 2021
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Dick in the Butt Syndrome

Otherwise known as DBS. When you have obsessive and compulsive thoughts about having a dick in your butt. This disease takes control of your life and brain, as it is literally the only thing you can ever think of.
Why are you sitting like that?
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.
by Swiftus The Maxim March 26, 2016
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Jabba the Butt

A girl with a very large rear side.
IDIOT 1: Wow dude! Did you see that girl! She is fine as hell!

IDGIT 2: Yeah, she is fine. She is Jabba the Butt. All butt nothing else.
by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016
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Dump one in the butt

The act of blowing ones load in the other party's butt
"Bro that chick was so easy she let me dump one in the butt on our first date."
by Juhmanda December 19, 2008
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what the butt

A PG-rated version of WTF, or what the fuck, which can be abbreviated in a similar fashion as: "WTB."

NOTE: "what the butt" / WTB carries an alternate definition by the simple insertion of a comma, as in: "What, the butt?!" Or, "What, the booty?!" The initialized version is universally accepted as a code phrase to express, "Are you signaling me to look at that stranger's rear end?"
Another driver steals your parking space. Teeth clinched, you mutter: "WTB?!"

At the Grand Canyon, you accidentally step from the rim and into the abyss. As you're falling to your death, you scream, "What the butt?!"

Your favorite anti-antiperspirant is sold-out. With a sigh, you say, "What the butt?!" to yourself.

And for the ALTERNATE version: While walking through the mall, your buddy elbows you, then nods his head toward a woman walking just ahead. She has funky hair, but also an ass that is larger-than-life. You ask your friend, "WTB?" to mean, "What, the butt?" just to be sure he's not referring to the hair-do.
by Scary Myra July 9, 2011
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Out of the butt and into the fuck

Originating from the Tourettes Guy website. Simply stated as an alternate colloquialism for out of the frying pan and into the fire. By meaning: the process of abandoning a bad situation for a much worse situation.
"We are going to be out of the butt and into the Fuck if we don't come up with that 36 bollars." Tourettes Guy
by akukral August 7, 2006
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