Beanos

Our lord and savior who has come back to us after he finished fighting of the evil spirits of dank past. He has blessed this earth with his pressence and shall spare us casual mortals so we can live another day.

All hail the great lord Beanos, and how much cash and money he holds in his pants. Hallelujah.

by BIg Boi Bruh October 14, 2019

Beano

A Beano is a person who does not have a solidified friend group and attempts to uncomfortably join another friend group; even though they are clearly not wanted. A Beano is also a person who doesn't understand social cues.

That Beano won't leave us alone.

by Archie Colombus September 29, 2017

Beanos

Was created after the mad titan Thanos ate a special bean. After eating that bean he transformed into the ultimate Beanos.

Thanos: I am...... inevitable
Tony: And I.......am..........Iron Man
Thanos: *eats special bean*
Tony: Oh no..... it's the ultimate BEANOS
*Beanos theme song plays while the whole universe shreds into one atom*

by Markelle Fultz December 18, 2019

Beano

A cool caca ball he always plays fortnite on a daily listening to bass booted music such as Gucci gang by lil pump says “Hey —— wanna play fortnite?!?”

beano:Caca ball

by SkskskskFactssss June 29, 2019

beano

slang for a gram of marijuana, everyone i know uses this one, i cant believe im the first to post it.

Beanos for sale beanos for sale, get em while theyre fat.
YO i got a beano u guys wanna hit some fat buckets?

by mayser January 11, 2005

Beanoed

When you have smoked to much weed and are high af

John-“Yo bro you alright”
Steve-“nah bro I’m beanoed”

by AJRC July 22, 2019

Beanos

Beanos is a purple bean version of Thanos which gained popularity in shitposts on Instagram in July 2019. The name is a portmanteau of words the "Thanos" and "bean," and is a reference to the Marvel Comics villain Thanos. In edits, Beanos unexpected appearance, accompanied by the ear rape version of Spongebob Chase Freestyle, is used as a punchline.

Beanos gonna dive in some pussy tonight.

by CommonAmmo August 24, 2019