The sleeping barber

When the bush is to thick and u have to trim HARD, while she's asleep. Then finish the deal.

When she went to bed she was bushly and angry...she awoke silky smooth...thanks to the sleeping barber;)

by The Demon Barber September 2, 2009

The Grim Barber

Basic ass barber with tattoos and frenchies. Drives slow in a fast car.

Homie has a fresh cut probably from The Grim Barber

by Toasty_666 November 24, 2021

Shitman the Barbarian

A name found in the film 'The Hills Have Eyes 2'. Shitman the Barbarian is a man who comes out of a toilet covered in shit. He has small wounds all over his body so that he can die slowly from the feces.

The scene from the film:
Amber: Who was that guy??
Napoleon: Shitman the Barbarian, I have no idea?!

by MC Monka in Da House May 11, 2009

The Baber

When you rail a girl so hard that you simultaneously give her a concussion and UTI.

On my birthday, I gave my girl the baber.

by Atrain October 11, 2020

the barbed wire

when you cross your index and middle finger and then cross your ring and pinky all on the same hand. then insert top fingers into a woman's vagina and the bottom 2 in her anus.

Its allllllll in the twist.

by mc June 10, 2004

Coronan the Barbarian

A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.

"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast

Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."

by Bayesoir March 30, 2020

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

by Shuaman October 20, 2020