Thirsty Monkees

Overly horny males usually found pestering desirable but uninterested women who try to hard and generally don’t get the message their attention is unwanted

“Geez, this app is filled with dic pics and Thirsty Monkees”

by HeyitzHelium January 12, 2022

Drunk Monkee

A person who frequently gets drunk and causes trouble.

Jon was acting like a drunk monkee again, so I kicked his azz.

by unstable bob gable January 8, 2006

porch monkee

A member of the 60's pop group The Monkees sitting on a porch.

Mike Nesmith is sitting on his front porch. What a porch monkee!

by Peaches and Cream August 8, 2006

porch monkee

the most badass gang in minnesota, these fuckers drink, smoke, and last but not least fuckin hack it up. we fight fuckin skinnies who spit sand, we will fuckin take anyone out. we sell the dankest bud in the planet.

PM 4 Life. PM | 4:20

by Jon Kieley February 19, 2005

monkee phur

the shit

you's stylin' in dhat monkee phur

by bhavani ganna- va- rape- U ! February 7, 2004

funee monkee bhop

when u hit mad p with your hops

teammate: "you have some funee monkee bhops skills"
you: "thanks"
*you fail to bhop to banana and fucking die*

by silver elite master January 12, 2021

monkee pants

Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!

Hey Ryan look at the monkee pants on that chick ....MONKEE!!!
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by Louisiana trouser wowser July 4, 2016