The King's Triple Crown

Like the triple crown, but the difference is that you are banging three different girls in all three holes (vaginal, oral and anal) within a 24 hour time period.

Friend: Why didn't we hang out at all yesterday?

You: Sorry, I was busy finally achieving The King's Triple Crown last night with Katie, Kelly and Kara. I was exhausted afterwards.

Friend: Well dang, I'm not even mad. That is quite the accomplishment! Congrats!

The King's Triple Crown by Hale No February 24, 2022

The King’s Chair

A sex position in which a man straddles a woman’s torso, receives oral sex, and stimulates her vaginally. Thus offering stimulation for both parties.

Last night this guy and I tried The King’s Chair, I never thought I’d like like a guy on top of me… I guess I’m learning new things about myself.

The King’s Chair by Martin&Mia October 30, 2025

Poaching the King's Deer 

Having sexual relations with the wife or girlfriend of another man who is in a better socio-economic status

than you. Having an affair with a woman who is

married to someone wealthy.

"Brother, if you get caught poaching the king's deer, you'll end up getting your ass kicked by his bodyguards, or worse!"

Poaching the King's Deer by KnightWrite March 14, 2013

Sucking the king's nipple 

Gesture of Submission, to suck up to.

What? It's already been a month since our grades came "out!" It's time to start sucking the king's nipple.

Sucking the king's nipple by File Peter July 4, 2010

sucking the king's nipples 

To submit to someone; to please someone when you want something from him/her

This was originally a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland. (Yes, literally sucking a king's nipples.)

Person A: Wow, Larry sure is giving his professor a hard time with the C he gave him on his final. I heard he's been calling him non-stop every day.

Person B: What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.

sucking the king's nipples by YourTypicalRedditor2010 July 4, 2010

I don't want to hear the king's dead, I want to see the king dead 

(Phrase) I won't be satisfied until I see it for myself.

See also doubting thomas, faggot

I don't want to hear the king's dead, I want to see the king dead by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

Sitting at the King's Table 

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.

dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.

Sitting at the King's Table by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011