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hawk the higgins

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.
Damn, that motherfucker like to hawk the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.
by a concerned September 18, 2008
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the tony hawk

The act of during sexual intercourse the male will use a surrounding wall and wall jump off the wall into the females vagina
Man i did the tony hawked so hard last night I put a hole in my wall.
by salmon swag June 30, 2015
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The Black Hawk

The Black Hawk is what you call a nerd who thinks his actual name is that of a super hero. The Black Hawk generally has split personality disorders and has issues with stealing random useless objects (Mainly pencils, can also include pens and tennis balls). Make sure to stay away from The Black Hawk or he may get Temper Toxin into your blood stream.
1. Haha dude Black Hawk just took that kids pencil....

2. Why does The Black Hawk mumbling to himself after saying something?

3. This kid is a total Black Hawk. He reminds me of The Andy
by Pencil Thrower April 18, 2010
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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the hawkins

putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back
ben did the hawkins on her last night
by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007
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the hawkins

having a wank while in the process of pissing
omg i walked in on billy doing the hawkins while on the toilet last night!
by jesus-fucking-christ August 14, 2010
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The Hawking Test

"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.
While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -

You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."

Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"

You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010
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