happened

An abbreviation for "that just happened," used to emphasize someone's wrongdoings or to point out a ridiculous event that simply cannot be overlooked.

"Oh my god, that girl just threw up all over that kids shirt."
"Wow..happened."

"Dude, about last night."
"Happened."

by Marcus Shak April 9, 2009

happen

For something to become real, typically an event. Often used in phrases of the form "What happened to (noun phrase)?", or "Would you happen to know (something)?"

"I was totally fine until this whole mess happened."
or "Then what happened to the money?!?"
or "Do you happen to have to time?"

by JumboDS64 January 30, 2017

It's happening!

What you say when you or a friend gets a boner i.e. a hard on i.e. an erect penis i.e. an erection.

1: It's happening!!!!!
2: Woah! Congrats, bro! Let's get lit!

by Sexy Tortilla January 5, 2020

Happenable

feasible, probable

"Do you think we'll win today?"
"That's happenable."

by Oom7ggoom7 July 27, 2009

happen

(Alkaloid slang) vi. 1. to do life as a performance piece. 2. to collaborate artistically or spend social time. 3. to be romantically involved with. n. 1. a performance, party or other event

"Keep happenin' scout."
"You happen with that banshee?"
"That was a hinque happen last night at your hop."

by Brock Guilfoyle January 5, 2006

Happen

Of Northern Ontario origin. Meant to indicate an intent to complete some activity. Derived loosely from "make it happen"

A. Can someone get me another beer?
B. I can happen that

by Sauce December 29, 2004

Happens

When something happens, avoidable or not. The act of something being justified without any further explanation.

Maks: why you about to smoke to skitz to be out at the pumps?
Mike turkey: Happens. Yo can u toss me a couple of dollars I can't run Wendy's.

Mike turkey:Jack Daniels black label? Jack daniels, jack Daniels. That cool?
Keenan: mmm yeah happens.

by MiketurkJackdanielsproductions August 13, 2017