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The Dirty Dyer 

Including but not limited to banging/railing your girl with hot, sweaty, stinky balls after a baseball game or some sort of extensive exercise causing much persperation.
TBro 1- "Hey man what did you do yesterday after the game?"
Bro 2- "Ummm... nothing really... I had to go home right away... it was good."
Bro 1- "Ya right! You were doin The Dirty Dyer!"
The Dirty Dyer by charga12 April 19, 2010
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The Dirty AC 

Common reference to Allegany County. used by its inhabitants to describe the standards of most who reside there.
Guy 1: Oh gross! look at that chick over there!
Guy 2: Wtf she must weight at least 300.. why is she wearing booty shorts
Guy 1: Only in The Dirty AC
The Dirty AC by This Guy Now August 14, 2012

The Dirty Valdez 

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.
In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

The Dirty Myrtie 

Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.
Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.

The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
The Dirty Joel by Meatman121 September 4, 2019

The dirty P 

the wonderful, trashcan city of Parma, OH.
Yo, me and the boys are heading to Swensons in the dirty P tonight.

The Dirty Six-Thirty

An area code belonging to the western Chicago suburbs refered to by residents as "the dirty six-thirty". Towns included in the 630 include: Addison, Aurora, Bartlett, Batavia, Bensenville, Bloomingdale, Bolingbrook, Carol Stream, Clarendon Hills, Darien, Downers Grove, Elmhurst, Geneva, Glen Ellyn, Glendale Heights, Hanover Park, Hinsdale, Itasca, Lemont, Lisle, Lombard, Naperville, Oak Brook, Oswego, Roselle, St. Charles, Streamwood, Villa Park, Warrenville, West Chicago, Westmont, Wheaton, Willowbrook, Winfield, Wood Dale, Woodridge, Yorkville.

It's a virtual Sodom and Gomorrah.
You gonna hook up tonight? Fo' shizzle she's from The Dirty Six-Thirty... A-town (Aurora).