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The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
by Meatman121 September 4, 2019
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The dirty P

the wonderful, trashcan city of Parma, OH.
Yo, me and the boys are heading to Swensons in the dirty P tonight.
by spongeyboymebob May 17, 2022
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The Dirty Six-Thirty

An area code belonging to the western Chicago suburbs refered to by residents as "the dirty six-thirty". Towns included in the 630 include: Addison, Aurora, Bartlett, Batavia, Bensenville, Bloomingdale, Bolingbrook, Carol Stream, Clarendon Hills, Darien, Downers Grove, Elmhurst, Geneva, Glen Ellyn, Glendale Heights, Hanover Park, Hinsdale, Itasca, Lemont, Lisle, Lombard, Naperville, Oak Brook, Oswego, Roselle, St. Charles, Streamwood, Villa Park, Warrenville, West Chicago, Westmont, Wheaton, Willowbrook, Winfield, Wood Dale, Woodridge, Yorkville.

It's a virtual Sodom and Gomorrah.
You gonna hook up tonight? Fo' shizzle she's from The Dirty Six-Thirty... A-town (Aurora).
by Indy's brother October 19, 2010
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the Dirty Malnove

When you stuff your balls into a girls ass then proceed to masturbate onto their back.
Monty gave Shan the Dirty Malnove at work.
by Manglove January 24, 2011
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The Dirty Srdan

A serbian sex move, you lift your partner in a pile driver position while they perform felatio on you. Then you continue to pile drive them as you nut.
Usually used in male on male sex or at bath houses owned by serbian, yugoslovian or croatians.
This guy got the dirty srdan last night, hasnt moved since.
by Big lynn's titties May 16, 2016
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The Dirty SL

A small town nobody has ever heard of, complete with trashy gazebos the trailer kids smoke weed in, and underpaid bitter teachers in both high schools. Half of the kids are anime freaks that think they're animals, and the other half are stoner losers who think weed makes them look cool. No other city is nearly as trashy as the Dirty SL.
Kid 1: Hey, I smoke weed and haven't brushed my teeth since 2nd grade, what town should I move to?

Kid 2: The Dirty SL, my man.
by Nothanksjustpublish March 9, 2017
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Doing the Dirty Dan

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is bent over the toilet vomiting.
Christina was so drunk, that she was throwing up into the toilet. Dan came from behind, saw the excellent opportunity, and immediately commenced in doing the Dirty Dan.
by bobisocks April 8, 2012
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