cometing

when a biology teacher has such fat sausage fingers that he can't type for shit.

It is also a word used by chavs to explain what ejaculates out of their micro-penis.

it was a cometing innit bruv.

by tomaxxxxxxxxxxxx September 10, 2020

Dog Comet

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

DC Comet

A Potomac-area variant similar to a Cleveland Steamer or a Boston Pancake, but rather than dumping on the girl's tits, one should aim for the genitalia, and ideally get the feces caught in the girl's pubes. So-called because if one were a crab louse watching this unfold from said girl's pubes, this would resemble a huge brown comet streaking across the sky shooting out of the "moon" and crashing into the earth.

After the Redskins lost to the Cowboys, I realized the only thing that could cheer me up was sending a DC comet streaking across my girlfriend's vagina.

by Quen October 18, 2008

comet droppings

Comet nuclei are loose collections of ice, dust and small rocky particles, and leave a trail of debris behind them. Comet droppings are the dirty piles of snow and ice compacted by plows that starts off white but eventually becomes grungier as it melts down to reveal dirty, gravel, cigerette butts, and other debris when the tempurature rises

Once the sun came out and thawed the compacted snow on the curbs, the streets were lined with comet droppings.

by Kahoki February 13, 2009

red comet

The Red Comet is a nickname to an ace Zeon piolet in the anime cartoon "Mobile Suit Gundam". He real name is Char.

"Is that the Red Comet"
"Char!"

by Mike A June 17, 2004

lazy's comet

When a person is too lazy to brush the snow off their car. The result is a trail of snow flying off the back when they drive. Comparing to "Haley's Comet" which a trail of dust and rocks follow it.

Ben: The guy driving in front of me only brushed the snow off his windows and a small section of his windshield. He was a total lazy's comet flying down the highway.

by colts>saints February 21, 2010

bicentennial comet

Limited edition Mercury Comet issued during model year 1976; essentially a trim package involving US flag color scheme, and interior and exterior emblems.

My bicentennial comet brings out the patriot in me.

by Brendon Mosley January 29, 2010