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Get the let the chips fall where they may mug.When a male's testicles(the chips) "smacks" the lower portion of a females genitalia during sexual intercourse!
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Get the Rolling in the Chips mug.The queen of all chips, especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety.
The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.
She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).
Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.
She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).
Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
"I am the Queen of the Chips. Do not question my crunchy, fried-to-perfection authority!" - The Queen of Chips herself, Sam Stuart.
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Get the Queen of the Chips mug.Before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your cock in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to assess the risk of disease/transvestite/mousetraps.
This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".
This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".
A: Dude I saw you getting it on with Stacey last night, how'd you make out?
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.
*past participle of "hide the chips"
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.
*past participle of "hide the chips"
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