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The Blow Hand Love Career

The Blow Hand Love Career should not, NOT be taken lightly. Originally created in Ancient China, only the highest concubines of the emperor would learn such a trick. Later it was uncovered at the end of the nineteenth century by the British.

This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.

To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.
"Connor... I think I'm ready for the Blow Hand Love Career," Nora said shyly.
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.

~Three Hours Later~

"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"
by TruthaboutMe January 25, 2010
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the blow hole

the blow hole is your mouth. You insert the biggest fattest penis into it and suck the life out.
get your pink cigar Down the blow hole baby
by mrs nesbitt September 16, 2014
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the "blow hole"

when you poop so hard, it tears your O ring (butthole)
Kevin: I just took the "blow hole"!
Derric: dude... gross.
by webbfr January 2, 2025
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cleaning the blow hole

When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it
I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.
by SirJalen February 23, 2017
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Blow The Balls

A phrase meaning to uncover something early, wreck it for others.
I was plotting to go burn down my neighbors pool when my crime partner decided to Blow The Balls on the plan and add water instead.
by Slim Jims R life February 1, 2015
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Blow the dough boy

To be used in place of 'dream on'. A metaphor for something unattainable.
Guy 1:'I'm gonna ask that hot chick at work out on a date!
Guy 2:'Might as well blow the dough boy while you're at it'
by labdough March 19, 2009
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Blow The Grip

This word means to suck a man's penis or a transvestite's penis.
Yo son you could Blow The Grip now
by SugarTheUnicorn July 3, 2012
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