join the black parade

To die/kill yourself, taken from the song/album by My Chemical Romance.

"My iPod totally joined the black parade yesterday, and I just got it last month! wtf!"


"I'm going to join the black parade if I fail this test, not even kidding."

by kbw August 19, 2008

Black Paraded

Somewhere that once was a cool place, but in the last few years has been overrun by the emo fad.

"Want to go to Camden tomorrow?"

"Nah, I used to love it there but the whole place has been black paraded"

by WinderJ April 24, 2009

Oregon Black Parade

When you have a line of black women waiting to screw.

I was doing an Oregon Black Parade last night.

by JJ Winner October 24, 2011