I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch,
the breasts they grow on trees.
And streams of bacon
ranch dressing,
flow right up to your knees.
Tumbleweeds of bacon,
and cheddar paves
the streets.
Folks don't front 'ya cause ya
got the juice,
there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose.
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse,
the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.