The yoinky sploinky

The yoinky sploinky is commonly a phrase referring to when someone is getting absolutely fucking jiggy with it, most commonly cowboy style. Anyone who does a dance this way is godlike.

“Yo dude, look at that guy hit the yoinky sploinky.”

“Holy crap your right! That’s epic man.”

by Kiddie swindler June 18, 2025

Yoinky Sploinky City

The City of vehicular manslaughter and warcrimes

Ayo you ready to go to Yoinky Sploinky City?

by Yoinky Sloinky and Georgisim March 22, 2022

sprengdankulous yoinky sploinky

when you sprengdankulously hit that yoinky sploinky so hard you springdangledoink

bro when i sprengdankulously hit that yoinky sploinky i completely and utterly spingdangledoinked so hard

"sprengdankulous yoinky sploinky"

by spegson November 4, 2023

The Yoinky Sploinky

When you move your balls in and out of a fan

News reporter: A man is found dead after committing the yoinky sploinky this night in New Jersey

by paco susman jr May 5, 2023

yoinky sploinky

when a girl has a real yoinky in her spolinky. a real spolinker. a real boyayoioioioing if you know what im sayin.

"now THATS whast i call a yoinky sploinky."

by flynncumdumpster69yoinky March 17, 2022

The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"

Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"

by GodSammit626 November 2, 2025

Yoinky Sploinky

the Yoinky Sploinky is a term that describes pulling off a goofy dance move

"YOOOO he just hit the yoinky sploinky!!"

by Painbreak April 29, 2023