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Textibate

To text insistently while in the presence of others, usually to a hot girl or boy. Often the texts have a sexual nature.

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Guy: dude, you who textibating too?
Guy 2: This girl I met last night
Guy: gross, why do you always textibate in front of me!
by bobbymcflay March 22, 2009
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Texticate

My girlfriend and I are so busy latey and never see each other, so instead of getting together for sex, we texticate.
by Railin' October 3, 2008
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sextricate

To free or release from post-coital entanglement while attempting to prevent one's partner from awakening.
My boyfriend tried to sextricate while he thought I was sleeping, so I snuggled in closer and rested my head on his arm.
by Yes I know September 15, 2010
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Textracted

When feeling that urge to text someone while also walking or driving or somewhere that takes your concentration away for being 'textracted'.... (of course please do not text and drive)
Walking for the bus, Angy grabbed her phone to text someone.

Text: "on my...........fuck, I just tripped over the pavement. On my way"
Still being 'textracted' Angy quickens her pace and starts to slowly run for the bus that she see from the corner of her eye has arrived at the bus stop.
Text: "Gettin on bus...........shit, coat is caught in the buses door.......on bus now"
by Long Johns January 1, 2014
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Textracted

Textracted is when someone is completely distracted by texting that they don't notice what's going on in the world around them.
He was so textracted that he didn't notice he had walked into traffic against the light.
by Bmanz March 24, 2017
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