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Testacity

Having the audacity to test you. (Starting a problem.)
How dare you have the testacity to talk to my girlfriend in front of me!?
I hate him so much! What testacity!
The testacity that was just seen was unbelievable.
Derek, don't come at me with your testacity!
The testacity! The testacity!
by DAPR May 25, 2015
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Textacle

Taking a picture of ones balls or junk and sending it via text message to someone.
Dude Jake and Angie broke up. He got caught sending a textacle to some other chick.
by De'scuvottino September 21, 2013
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Textacking

a vigorous attack of text messages by crazy people
"Sally is such a mean person, she kept textacking me yesterday."
by PanthersGirl January 20, 2010
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tentacling

The act in which someone is rapped by tentacles.
Jim is a bit of a dick and needs a good tentacling.
by homer991122 March 7, 2016
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texuality

1. Flirtation in the form of text, as in an email, as a substitute for physical fulfillment of romantic and/or sexual yearning.

2. The capacity to arouse or entice another person romantically and/or sexually, specifically through text, as in an email.

3. The state or quality of being romantically and/or sexually aroused or enticed by another person's use of written words, as in an email.

4. The possession of sexual character or potency as expressed written words.

5. Preoccupation with or involvement in sexual matters through the use of words.

6. The condition of being characterized and distinguished by sex through the written word.

Note: Writing email replaces certain people's need for romantic and sexual yearning, for the longing to be understood and appreciated, and to hear from someone one considers "special."  The Internet provides a semi-private, if not secret, means to be intimately in touch with another person at a secure distance without the commitment of physical contact.  With the fear of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) and the taboo of promiscuity, emailing provides a safe haven.
1. Through their powerful texuality, the man and woman kept their long distance relationship alive.

2. Emaiing gave the lovers a means to send letters to each other brimming with texuality without disrupting their respective marriages.

3. The boy felt lucky to have found an equal in terms of texuality: a girl on the Internet with a capacity for words as well as erotic interest.
by Achilles Murat II October 27, 2011
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Unlocked Textallion Achievement

Making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. Bonus points if no photographs were used. 2X points if you were multitasking the entire time.
-How is being home for break?
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!
by Dali91 November 24, 2011
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Testiclite

1. A member of the male gender, from testicle and the suffix "-ite".

2. One who is fascinated with the testicles, or engages in testicle worship.

3. A macho showoff.

4. The gonad of the male; most often pluralized as "testiclites".
1. John is a testiclite, but mary is an ovarian.

2. That testiclite couldn't stop staring at my 'nads.

3. Johnny Knoxville is a testiclite!

4. Fondle my testiclites!
by JonMaker August 15, 2004
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