terker

1. n. terker - a person who bitches about shit
2. n. terker - a very large sandwiche (sand we che')

andy is such a terker. always bitchin' bout shit.

by sgt peppers lonely hearts club band - andy + ivey December 28, 2005

Terkel

The VW Terkel came standard with a 12 HP .5-liter engine, wheels made from the skins of hedgehogs, and a propane bar-b-q. Bill Brasky often lifted this car above his head for exercise. It got 1/8 mile per gallon, but made up for it with an 800-gallon tank.

I got a body kit for my terkel!

by MF May 6, 2004

terking

The repetitive snap-back jerking movement a vehicle makes when its driver reflexively returns momentary attention to the steering wheel while simultaneously text-messaging and driving, narrowly avoiding a ditch, then a parked car and finally a pedestrian.

Derived from "texting" and "jerking".

"Do you see that terking menace? I thought the driver was having an epileptic seizure until I saw him engrossed in his cell phone."

"Whoa, get out of this lane. Terker on your left."

by Hang up and Drive December 9, 2008

terky pits

to switch the first letters of the words "perky tits" and be undercover.

dave: "dude her tits were so nice"

(girl walks over but conversation continues)

zach: "were they terky pits?"
dave: "oh yeah, terky pits"

by kevbot14 February 20, 2011

terkencet

Accidentally poop your pants. That moment where you thought you farted but you actually shat your pants

Damn i terkencet

by Garok Bopleh April 24, 2018

terki

a person who talks to girls and deepens his voice

dont be a terki

by ma yinshal November 27, 2018

terkl lerk

It's a disease that makes you age at a days rate. It affects the metamorphisis metabolics of the body and the immune system and attacks the central nervous sytem of the body. It will eventually spread throughout the entire body. terkl lerk can't be treated. Once you've got it it's a death sentence.

terkl lerk is something that just happens, it's not hereditary and it's not contagious. If you ever get terkl lerk the best thing you can do is just keep living.

Symptoms include sudden outbursts of: "BLINGA GUGIGINGAAA!!"

"How do I know i got terkl lerk? I just looked in the mirror and said >>you know what, I look about 50 years old<<"

"The doctors prognosis for me was anywhere from 30 to 35 years left. Some might say 30 to 35 years, that's a pretty good prognosis. The fact remains I still have terkl lerk. And so do you."

ELPRESADOR

by AzulShiva January 19, 2017