Telina

Telina is the pinnacle of class beauty and of course hygiene, you may know her by all of these things but those who get much closer to her will find that she is quirky, anime, autistic, artistic* sorry.
There are also legends of her being 夜の神監査 (yoru no kami kansa) which translates to god of night audit in Japanese, this is not verified though

“Holy shit have you ever heard of telina?”
“You mean that total goddess babe that completed night audit in like 5 seconds, cause yeah obviously, dumbass, silly question”

by Don and Jason from maintenance August 20, 2024

telinoto

The term for when black people got whipped with barred wire.

He is a telinoto, hide!

by HistoryyAdvocate March 12, 2024

Tlink

also see T.Link, a product conceived of entirely out of spite, gaul, and loathing for a Seattle-based communications firm. Advertised as state of the art integrations with Orthodontic and Dental Systems, it was barely working with a piecemeal of VB6 and FoxPro to extract and transform customer data to a common schema often facing problems of customized data that no man, woman or AI tool would ever gain insight into without being directed told or explained. Tlink would often EMAIL patients concerning appointments

Celest called again, she claims Tlink is emailing dead patients again, she said it emailed John zzzDoe and they been dead forever.

by IwannaKeribo December 4, 2024

Telincidence

When what is occurring on television coincides with what is occurring in real-life at that very moment, in that very room. A television coincidence.

While we were watching the series Hell House, the power went out in the funeral home scene, during the viewing. A moment later, the power went out in our house… by far the most chilling telincidence of all time.

To whomever is reading this: this may seem to you like something that does not happen… but now that you have learned about it… it’s going to happen to you.

by mellie_mazz827 May 26, 2025