hairy teeth

Hairy teeth means that your lack of dental hygeine has become such a problem, your teeth are coated with a grey fuzz resembling hair.

Bloke : Dave's breath stank of dead cow tonight
Geezer: He's got hairy teeth that one, the dirty bastard doesn't brush

by Fisty Ginge Box September 2, 2014

shit-teeth

The condition of Coffee and Nicotine stains on teeth - even after repeated brushing.

"I brush twice a day, guess i gotta have these shit-teeth scraped"

by Greg Peebles December 29, 2005

cheese teeth

the yellowest teeth known to man

justen :"damn matt miller where you eating nacho cheese"

Matt Miller "no those are just my cheese teeth"

by shitmiller September 20, 2009

Ventriloquist Teeth

Its a condition that occurs when you're high AF and the edible gives you such severe cotton mouth and you have no saliva left in your mouth.

Your upper lip sticks to your gums revealing a toothy grin known as "ventriloquist teeth"

by High AF September 27, 2015

Bobby Shmurda's teeth

When someone is very white and very good lookin', just like Bobby Shmurda's teeth.

Dam look at dat fine girl, she looks like Bobby Shmurda's teeth.

by Lifs July 8, 2022

Peanut Butter Teeth

An individual who has poor hygiene in regards to their teeth, which causes their teeth to become a light brown color, resembling peanut butter.

Person 1: Hey, did you get with that girl last night?
Person 2: Nah, I told her to take a hike. She had peanut butter teeth.

by Mr. NewVegas January 20, 2017

bone app the teeth

when you at a feast or sum shit my nigga and that food lookin better than booty cheeks you say bone app the teeth for religious purposes

damn here cum dat good chicken bone app the teeth nigga

by Insta/j.xstin Twitter/JyricOps September 14, 2016