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Teddy Swigert

A person who constantly plays gorilla tag and likes jazz
Person 1: “damn bro your being a real teddy Swigert”
Person 2: “for real
by Eggcumsock June 24, 2021
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Schrödinger’s Tiddy

Schrödinger’s Tiddy is the condition created when the various men in an audience simultaneously think a female performer is both too exposed and too modest at the exact same time.

(Created during rant by ashleyroboto on December 5, 2019.)
What do you want?!? I can’t have Schrödinger’s Tiddy.”
by autopatch December 6, 2019
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Teddy Tug-Spin

Masturbating while spinning. Typically for it to be considered a Tug-Spin, one must tug 5-8 times per 90 degree spin.
DAMN YO! Squale' caught Tommy teddy Tug-Spinnin' at the crack shack!
by TeenChallengeVermont September 19, 2016
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Teddy Two-Step

A Teddy Two-Step is when a male and female partake in sexual intercourse and the male ejaculates his load into the woman's vagina. Immediately after the photo finish the female uses a paint stick to suck the seamen out of her and shoots the load into the males ass.
that bitch pulled a Teddy Two-Step on me!
by Teduardo Sanchez April 6, 2011
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Teddy Bear Syndrome

When you break-up with someone, you don’t want to date them anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to date them either.

Just like as a kid, you have outgrown your teddy-bear and you don’t want to play with it anymore. However, if anyone else expresses interest in playing with your teddy-bear, it is very upsetting.
Friend #1: I can’t believe it – I broke up with him, not the other way around, so why am I so upset that he is dating someone else?

Friend #2: It can’t be helped, it is called ‘Teddy Bear Syndrome’, you don’t want to play with your teddy-bear anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to play with it either!
by Karen W July 7, 2009
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Teddy Ruxpin Surprise

As a man is having sex with a girl in her room and is about to cum, he pulls out, grabs the nearest stuffed animal (a bear preferably) and cums in the bears face.
Kevin didn't have a condom so he pulled a Teddy Ruxpin Surprise.
by Lionfish March 3, 2008
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Teddy Bear Stuffer

A person who like to insert his Penis into a teddy bear hole. Usually a hole in the rear or front on the bear.
Mitch likes to Stuff Teddy Bears on his spare time
by SoapyHose June 19, 2006
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