Tabaked

to be bitten hard by a highly intoxicated half jew

"Dude we were drinking last night , and that mofo TABAKED me!"

by adverb June 19, 2009

Teakake

To cum on ones balls or cum on someones balls then proceed to teabag person(s).
May also contain multiple cum shots on balls.

The teakake worked best with hairy nuts.

by MoberlyMonster April 28, 2011

Teabate

/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with another person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.

"We're having a teabate. I'm saying boiling water first but she's saying milk first."

by Matt Windle poet March 15, 2021

Queensland Teacake

The act of a woman not wiping her hole after a poo, the bloke then spaffs on her hole and he proceeds to lick it all up

She's a filthy mare, I got a Queensland teacake on our first date

by ICJRed October 27, 2021

Half a teacake

When one has a semi

Bro I was browsing the hub the other night and watching a show at the same time and I had half a teacake

by Chigurhmetembers December 28, 2025