Tallahassee siege tower 

A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.

“Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower”

“Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory”

“I can’t do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming”

“Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we’re burning through our budget on film, we don’t even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we’re gonna go bankrupt”

“After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) a Tallahassee siege tower she shit on my bed”

Tallahassee siege tower by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025

Tallahassee siege tower 

A sexual act involving one normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man's dick.

"Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower"

"Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Charlie and the chocolate factory"

"I can't do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming"

"Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we're burning through our budget on film, we don't even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we're gonna go bankrupt"

"After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) getting a Tallahassee siege tower and later she shit on my bed.”

Tallahassee siege tower by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025

Tallahassee Slappy

Is when you shove your hand someone anal. Then pull out and slap them until they turn red or black out

My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee slappy until I could handle it

Tallahassee Slappy by Software129 February 10, 2026

tallahassee two step

When you and a friend sleep with eachother's girl in a raunchy, sex filled, one night stand ;)

Jay: "Hey jeff, wanna switch girls tonight?"

Jeff: "Are you saying what i think your saying"

Jay: "Fuck yeah dude."

Jeff: "OMG the Tallahassee Two Step! I've never been so excited"

tallahassee two step by Eddie Lacy's Cousin April 19, 2022

Tallahassee Land Shark 

When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.

Tallahassee Land Shark by That guy gettin his D WET April 11, 2009

Tallahassee Water-Slide 

First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.

I'm goin to the gay bar, gotta get some dikes to set up a Tallahassee Water-Slide.

Tallahassee Water-Slide by aoighlkd April 3, 2009

Tallahassee Hershey Squirt 

After consuming at least 4 chalupas from your local Taco Bell, politely asking your significant other to indulge in your genitalia. If lucky, said significant other will force you to release the entire content of your intestines all over your room while simultaneously ejaculating on their face.

"my girl gave me the best Tallahassee Hershey Squirt"

Tallahassee Hershey Squirt by Tasticx March 12, 2021