National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

International throw kinda tall people day

For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter

Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day

by Shit Of The Stain October 14, 2021

National Bully Tall People Day

On October 25th, you are allowed to go up to any person above 5'9 and start just hating on them.

Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!

by CallMeBigDill October 22, 2023

throw tall people day

on october 21 you can throw anyone 6 ft or above

it is throw tall people day! yay!

by gabeba October 21, 2021

Destroy tall people day

October 22, where the short kings can throw the taller men (6’0+) around like rag-dolls. Also they get one free kick in the nards.

Oh Kyle you know it’s October 22, Destroy tall people day ;let’s go fuck with Eric he’s mad tall.

by Dementiaslayer October 8, 2023

National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

by Chickenmann September 2, 2021

National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences

Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!

by anonymous October 12, 2022