by Veritas619 July 11, 2008
by talbot999999999 May 17, 2023
by It’s joe bitch July 13, 2019
A Lexi Talbot is a special breed of a Lexi, she is anyone’s best friend. Lexi knows how to make anyone smile and can instantly relate to anyone. Lexi is the best wingman and will talk to you about anything and everything. Always has the best advice and is a total babe, although she doesn’t think so herself. Lexi Talbot’s are giving, money is no object and she will spend it all on you. Spend one day with her and you you never want to leave her side. Loyal to her boyfriend and so sweet, anyone who meets a Lexi better hold on to her, she is the most loyal, caring, giving, gorgeous girl you’ll ever meet.
by carl&beth October 23, 2018
A professional bowler who everyone aspires to be like. Worshiped like a God but god will never be on his level. A part time physio student who already knows everything about the course.
Hey are you "the micah talbot" the shagger
Yeah,
*Drops to the floor and kisses his toes"
I love you
yeah, i know its whatever.
Yeah,
*Drops to the floor and kisses his toes"
I love you
yeah, i know its whatever.
by toey6969 March 27, 2024
emily talbot is my mate
by bigpenisfat June 02, 2023
Someone who knows everything and has done everything. A literal god amongst men. Anything that has been done in the history of the universe, has been done already and more efficiently by Tinker Talbot.
Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022