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Taiwanese Dave 

The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.
Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks
Taiwanese Dave by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

Taiwanese girl

Some of the cutest girls in the world.
Person 1: Did you see that Taiwanese girl?

Person 2: Totally! She's so much hotter than all those white girls.
Taiwanese girl by Billy Pogrom November 7, 2011

Taiwanese tickler

When you insert a midget into your anal passage for sexual pleasure.
I would a cheeky Taiwanese tickler right now,
Taiwanese tickler by EDL DAVE February 2, 2015

Taiwanese Moisturizer 

Waking up to semen on the hand cause you be night jerkin the salty sailors down south. Then smearing the spunk all over the skin.
"How is your skin so soft?"

"Taiwanese Moisturizer helps,"
"OKAY!"

taiwanese tea stamp

When a man rubs his balls on one's face starting from the chin to the forehead and violently clubs said forehead with the head of his dick.
Sensei GeBall: Last night my special lady friend asked me to surprise her with something special. So I had her close her eyes and gave her a Taiwanese Tea Stamp!

Taiwanese Spunk-slapper

That moment when a Taiwanese person slaps the growing smelly mold on your dick crease.
Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!

Taiwanese Scramble

To crack an egg in a girls anus and have anal sex with her until the egg is completely scrambled.

Add some salt and pepper and enjoy!
Sam: bruh I gave my girl the Taiwanese Scramble last night
Lily: don’t talk to me