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Yung Tablecloth

The scariest being on earth
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A performance move, used to show off in an extremem game of Jenga. It involves the bottom layer only having one block in the middle left, which is usually early on in the game. It is advised that there is a full layer of three blocks above the lower piece.

The player must grab said base block, and yank it out the stack as fast as physically possible, in order to keep the stack stable and avoid tippage. Unless you are a certified Extreme Jenga Player™, this move is not recommended.

Uusally the result of this move is amazement from other players along with shouts of 'OH MY GOD', especially when done out of the blue. This also leaves an unstable pile, making your game of Extreme Jenga™ that little bit more extreme.
*pulls piece*
All: "Oh my god! He did a tablecloth!"
*smug look*
by Phil Beveridge September 17, 2008
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bin laden tablecloth

Briefs, cod piece, underwear, boxers, shorts.
Femme. panties, undies, g-string, manhole cover.
The taliban leader dropped to his nees and pulled out the Bin Laden tablecloth and munched like a starving dog.

The mentally challanged terrorist crapped his Bin Laden tablecloth.

The eager hezbollah leader received a severe fabric burn on his chin from the many Bin Laden tablecloth's he had come in contact with that morning.
by GeeBird January 28, 2007
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Tablecloth Frequency

A pinkish fuchsia color, which is also one letter off a California Labor Bill.
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That flower has a beautiful tablecloth frequency hue!
by colourmaster69420 January 5, 2024
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Slick Tablecloth

Skinny whore who provides really wet oral sex.
I needed a towel after that Slick Tablecloth blew me.
by jthomas96 March 20, 2011
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bulgarian tablecloth

a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.
my ex wife is such a bulgarian tablecloth! she puts ripe banana into her anus
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 3, 2025
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Tableclot

A lyric in the song B.Y.O.B by System of a Down, this is the correct way to pronounce "tablecloth" in the 11th line of the song: "yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth"

It is only applicable to this song, pronounce as usual in other contexts

Help to those who cannot read- pronounced "tay-buhl-Klot" ≠ "tay-buhl-Kloth"
John Smith: "Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth"

Pocahontas: "No john, It's tableclot"

John Smith: "oh okay"

John Smith and Pocahontas headbang to this awesome diggety dawg rocking ballad by System of a Down on Spotify Premium
by Kaveh Kasharewar January 30, 2024
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