kiss tourettes

Random spasms of kissing.

Sara, you have kiss tourettes because you're writing a paper and all of a sudden you start kissing me!

by z-kay May 29, 2011

Bingo Tourettes

The uncontrollable urge to yell profanities at the caller during a Bingo game, especially if you're not winning.

Caller: O 69

Nancy: WHORE! I don't need 0 69! Stupid motherfuckingcocklickinwhorebot!

Karen: Nancy's got Bingo Tourettes again.

by The Canajun July 3, 2010

Gamers Tourettes

An event where a normally non-aggressive person curses and yells for no apparent reason when playing a video game.

IE. Playing COD
"Mother F&#*( I shot him!!!" - M. Mauter
"Where the F&^* did he come from" - M. Mauter

"Why is he yelling at the game like that?"
"Ooh he just has a bad case of Gamers Tourettes"

by NeoWulf April 9, 2009

Blackberry Tourettes

Medical disorder resulting in ill-conceived, random, rant-like messages being sent on blackberry or similar pda's. Normal delays caused by lack of proximity to Internet access that hinder senders impulsive natures have been removed with the advent of immediate access to the Internet via Blackberry. Hence, suffers of blackberry tourettes do not think of the consequences of messages before pushing SEND.

"WTF - I just got this message from Fred that makes no fucking sense. He is going to piss off a boat load of people with this. WHAT was he thinking??"

"Dude, it's just Blackberry Tourettes"

by 57raj August 10, 2009

Nazi Tourettes

A condition in which one makes compulsive and often illegitimate comparisons between political figures or practices of Nazi Germany and current politics.

Coined by Lewis Black on his segment, "Back in Black" in reference to Glenn Beck who frequently compares Obama Administration policies and democratic politicians to policies and figures in Nazi Germany.

See also: Nazi Theory of the Internet

"I can't talk politics with Nancy because she has Nazi Tourettes; no matter what we talk about she always refers to Hitler or Eichmann."

"My post on YouTube was completely overrun by trolls with Nazi Tourettes."

"Those tea partiers and their Nazi Tourettes; look at all those signs with Obama sporting a Hitler stache."

by justiferous May 15, 2010

Rall Tourettes

A form of tourettes syndrome where instead of cussing, you say random homosexual things.

Taylor- Hey man, whats going on?

Tyler- Nothing, cock in my ass!!

Taylor- What?

Tyler- Sorry I've got a slight case of Rall Tourettes.

by T-Top Tc January 25, 2011

Lyrics Tourettes

When you hear or think of a song that you know the lyrics to and can't help but sing them no matter how terrible the song is and how much you hate it.

1: you can dance if you want to
2: youcanleaveyourfriendsbehind!
1: dude...?...
2: sorry, I have lyrics tourettes.

by gwen2332222333 April 12, 2009