Tong

Someone who is incredibly retarded

Hey kino you: tong

Tong by PokeyAndLukey November 6, 2019

Tong

Tong is a gold chain or heavy gold jewellery that you wear on your neck. Word is commonly used in North London areas.

Wow you see Sweetmatecol Tong, its fat and heavy.

Tong by Sweetmatecol January 11, 2020

Tong

Beautiful Asian girl, with a unique personality. If you meet a Tong, you're so lucky. They put always their friendship first. She's called too the rainbow of your day because no matter where you are, if she is, it would be a good day. Definitely like a surprise box, she can always surprise you. Shy at outside but very sexy in the inside.

-Oh, my friend is so Tong!

Tong by You're daily dictionary November 21, 2021

Tong

a stuipid and ugly person

OH GOD!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ITS BROKEN YOU TONG!!!!!

Tong by YEETUS El Goat August 24, 2022

Tong

A Zambian term that means money, usually always used by wannabe gangsters and people that act tough (mostly gen Z kids).

Lash the tong eksay!
He doesn't have tong buta

Tong by hardestohninlsk December 2, 2022

Tong.

Little Asian bastard that has a helmet for a haircut. Is normally angry all the time and will want to cut your foreskin off. If he's watching a movie in class he'll point every single character he'd want to have hot oily intercourse with and will look at the person next to him giggle a little bit and smile weirdly as they call him a horny little shit

Tong: I'd fuck the shit out of that dog

Riley: Tong. Shut the fuck up you horny little cunt

Tong. by Babymolester64 December 7, 2023

Tong-kai 

A term used to describe instances when a person of superior authority at work shits on you.

Hey man, heard your boss tong-kaied you this morning for no reason.

Tong-kai by Afm123 August 18, 2011