Toddler

Toddler was used since rock age for their abilities to hand to hand combat.They measure less than 2 feets tall and can kick yo grandmother ass more easily than chuck norris can.They hit the gym all days of the week.

Hey yo, jeff was dead attacked by a gym toddler!

by Ze8mx December 6, 2012

Toddler

A person who is thru by nature. A person who used to work at Macy's.

Man dude you are a Toddler.

by Zodiacbayarea March 8, 2007

toddler

when you are having sex shout out todd for ultimate pleasure

when you are having sex shout out toddler for ultimate pleasure

by timmer39 April 30, 2008

toddler

the little guys whom asshole is the sweetest spot ever and tighter than hell

Yeah, Tom's toddler has a fine dumphole.

by jbt_954 June 17, 2008

Toddler

A child around the age of 2-4 y/o that will probably ask you if you have games on your phone!We also love toddler,they are little humans!Some people find them cute,others find them annoying but I personally think that they arent that bad and I love toddlers!

My aunt as a little toddler!

by b4by_fl3abag August 15, 2021

Toddler

A demon that feasts on your happiness and constatly begs for attention and shits in diapers

Guy 1: Y'know why i hate Toddlers?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They don't pay taxes.

by just_star July 29, 2022

Toddler

small little maniacs

these toddlers are really scary especially when they sense weakness in you. Trust me, they are not as innocent as they look like.

by Nathan177 August 27, 2022