twaddell

1. a badass in combat takes the form of an upright bull dog wielding a pair of miniguns loaded with armourpiercing incendery rounds, spitting them at 60 rounds per second, total death and destruction follows his transformation, his men would follow him to the depths of hell to fight satan himself.
2. wears flannel shirts, drinks scotch, and drives a vw jetta, his musical taste is a mystery

wow man that was twaddell man you f***ing destroyed them

by haha yeaaaa April 29, 2008

Twad

Noun: A person (usually male) who is:
Pale
Squishy-looking
Chinless
Usually wears spectacles

Can also refer to a person who acts like the description above.

Adjective: Twadly

That guy looks like the mayor of Twadington he's such a twad.

That Finley is quite a twadly fellow.

by Cheese Williamson June 20, 2007

Twade smash

(n)A powerful act of aggression and violence which carries with it no actual need to be violent...to perform the Twade smash implies the person doing the smash to carry out an act of violence with extreme aggression and power.

Yo if you keep fucking with me I gonna give you the Twade smash

by franco24 February 7, 2009

munge twaddler

Someone who performs the re-writing of some coding routine.

Also, general derogatory term for anyone, for any reason.

"I just spacked a whole bunch of data just then"
"Ooh, you're such a munge twaddler!"

Or

"Why me? WHY ME?"
"That's 'cos you're a munge twaddler"

by rymix June 25, 2004

twadge

A Females vagina.(Minge, Fanny, Twat).

Mrs Smith has a very wide twadge

by James Stoddart April 25, 2005

Twade Goods

The mispronuciation of the phrase Trade Goods. Often by inbred people and foreigners.

Would ye like any twade goods.

by Louie Kay September 4, 2006

twaddy

A combination of the gay slang terms "twink" and "daddy." Often used when referring to someone with the slender, boyish features of a twink, but manly stature or demeanor of a daddy.

God, I was browsing the local Grindr the other day and came across this super hot twaddy who lives only 3 miles away.

by GayCthulhu January 16, 2018