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The Miami Dugout

This is when a girl gets down on her knees to give a guy (who is standing) a blow job. The girl wears a beer helmet with a full beer on each side, and the guy has the ends of the straws in his mouth and tries to finish both beers before he blows his load. Home Run!
It's a good thing I used 40's when she gave me The Miami Dugout, because my whiskey dick went extra innings.
by Scissor Me Xerxes May 16, 2015
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The Miami Death Roll

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse. The woman clenches hard and twists during missionary. Thus dislocating his penis and and conquering yet another unsuspecting victim.
“ last year on spring break, I decided to get back at Larry for cheating so I gave him the Miami death roll

“Man I can’t believe Vicky gave me a Miami death roll
by Big Citto June 22, 2020
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The Miami Student

You start with a case of Nati and a funnel. You and your partner drink the Nati until sloshed. You drain the remaining beer into your partner's ass using the funnel then fuck until the receiving partner vomits. You then take a curly straw and penetrate the receiving partner's ass in order to drink the beer trapped beyond the sphincter. Thus, The Miami Student.
My girlfriend and I did The Miami Student outside CJ's last night. It was sooo crazy!
by Ziam Rears April 21, 2010
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The Miami Sandwich

The act of inserting your penis in between two slices of bread (any type) and ejaculating into it. Afterwards, add as many toppings as your heart desires, then give this sandwich to a friend for a funny prank!
Person 1: dude try this sandwich i made
Person 2: bet
Person 1: hahaha that was The Miami Sandwich
Person 2: dude what the hell?
by the super penis man April 8, 2022
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the miami shuffle

Dancing to modern music but it in the stlye of the 80s, with minimal hip movement but maximum shoudler movement.

Mainly seen by drunk people that cannot dance but caught in the moment.
the miami shuffle that luke produced was immense tonight
by liladd October 16, 2012
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The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022
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looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami

The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.
"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."

or

"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"
by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013
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