What The Cunt

Similar to what the fuck except used in exceptional circumstances to exclaim an even greater level of surprise, shock, amazement, etc.

1: "Dude, you hear that she didn't get that abortion?"
2: "Seriously?"
1: "Yeah, she wants child support now as well"
2: "WHAT THE CUNT?!"

by Scuzzmonkey69 April 1, 2011

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Touch of the cunt

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.

I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.

by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013

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‘Wax the cunt’ is a phrase often used in Loftus and the surrounding areas in the Teesside region. It’s most commonly passed from one friend to another when one has won money on maybe a gambler or on a bet or just simply mentions he has been paid recently. Can also be used for drugs instead of money.

Waxing essentially means blowing it

1) person A:
“yes mate, just won 80 bar on the fruity there”
Person B:

“Fucking niceone son, wax the cunt!”

2)

Person A:
“Big bag of beak in my pocket for later”
Person B:

“Yes let’s go crackers and get the cunt waxed”

Definition: to blow/spend/use all of something very quickly

by RuleBritanniaaaa March 30, 2018

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Josh the cunt

Someone who is a cunt

See that guy over there, let's call him Josh the cunt

by CUM AT ME M8 December 15, 2016

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jabba the cunt

It is where the labia of the woman is chubby and sagging in nature, also covered in a thin bristle and layer of wet slime, reminiscent of Jabba the Hutt.

Ah yeah she right Jabba!

Jabba the Cunt almost trapped my fingers.

by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013