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The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.
by ExCognita March 25, 2023
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You picked the wrong house, fool!

A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.
Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!
by Gamma the Enigma August 19, 2016
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don't take this the wrong way, but

What you say to someone right before you say something that can only be taken one way: badly.
Don't take this the wrong way, but every time you enter the room it smells like someone smeared shit all over my face.
by danpinole January 16, 2008
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got off the wrong foot

a bad start when you see someone for the first time, bad impression
Sherry and I got off the wrong foot when we met for the first time
by cheraghali February 27, 2008
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Rub The Wrong Way

To annoy or irritate somebody. The saying refers to rubbing an animal/cats fur the wrong way, but means to piss somebody off.
1. I have to say, that president Dubya really rubs me the wrong way!
2. Those teenybopper Stinkin Park fans always rub me the wrong way
3. Sometimes I rub people the wrong way
by Nigel Tufnel February 3, 2005
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You picked the wrong house, fool!

"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER
Big Smoke: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
CJ: "Woah, Woah, Big Smoke its me, it's CJ!"
by Dmitri Strelnikov January 19, 2017
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YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

AY, AY AY AY! BIG SMOKE! IT'S ME, CARL! CHILL, CHILL!
by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018
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