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The Whole Ten Yards

1) Phallic reference in terms of length, girth.
2) A pointless, yet harmless 2004 movie starring two of Hollywood's most overpaid: Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry.
Rural usage: "Damn boy, if you giv her the whole ten yards, she is gonna be fuct!"
Metrosexual usage: "Me and my homies are gonna give her the whole ten yards and she's gonna think I am a prophet like Balzac."
by Charlie White October 13, 2004
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The Bottom Ten Percent

The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.

This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.
If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."
by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006
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The Holy Ten

A way to pleasure your significant other by putting your hands together as if you’re praying and inserting it into them.

Optional: Spreading your hands apart of insertion adds more fun to The Holy Ten.

Warning: May cause pain. May cause relationship problems.
Some guy: Bro I gave my girl The Holy Ten last night.

Some dude: It was supposed to be a joke.

Some guy: She broke up with me.
by RDCurs August 3, 2021
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The Big Ten

The biggest ten gulps of a liquid, usually water.
Yo bro, have you heard of the big ten?
Na man, what's that?
It's taking your biggest ten gulps Bruh!
by TheBigTen October 25, 2018
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The Bottom Ten Percent

The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.

This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.
If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."
by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006
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The hard ten

Tom Selleck's moustache. When someone has a fantastic and full moustache.
-that guy looks a bit like a 70's pornstar, but he had the hard ten!

-I would like to have a moustache ride with the hard ten on that boy!
by Thehardten August 10, 2015
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The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
by The Real IX April 20, 2010
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