Ricky the peanut

A very salty character whos head was replaced at birth by the KP clang. salt for hair.

Hey, look it ricky the peanut and where is the salt falling from ohh yes it's Ricky

by urwin May 2, 2008

Destiny the Peanut

A girl with a head shaped like a peanut

Destiny the peanut has a huge deformed head

by Anonymous4247 October 5, 2018

Carlos the peanut

The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.

dude carlos the peanut.

by Carlos the peanut. November 19, 2019

Eat the peanut

So extreme ass-kissing as to ingest an undigested peanut from the recipient's rectum.

To win his boss's favor, Ed had to eat the peanut.

by edmk5000 June 3, 2010

Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak July 25, 2008

what the peanut

this word derived at the science academy of south texas by one of our world geogrophy teachers. the teacher handed out a study sheet and there was a typo thats was suppoesed to say "what is a peanut?" but instead it said "what the peanut?"

the teacher messed up cause he is an old dumn ass

Person 1:hey {person 2} did u do u geography homework
Person 2: What the peanut?

by peanutpeanut December 5, 2006

Flossing the Peanut Butter

To be relaxing, or resting. Normally pronounced "Flossin' da peanut butter."

Katy: "Hey man, what are you up to?"
Tommy: "Oh, just flossing the peanut butter"

by Tommy78 November 7, 2006