fellating the ghost

Excessively praising a dead person.

"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."

by czehner March 17, 2015

On-the-go Fellatio

A fancy-pants way of saying "road head." Coined one night when returning from a movie theater, as a douche in a porsche received said act, by a top-heavy blond.

Dude, my bitch just gave me on-the-go fellatio on the way home. Hell yes.

by Alan Livingston December 5, 2010

Fellating the Cheeto

An wavering devotion to the Orange Man in the White House, characterized by fawning, sycophantic rhetoric, and bruises on thebknees.

Donald was surprised the gayhered admirals and generals weren't fellating the Cheeto when we walked onstage.

by TruckFumpism October 1, 2025

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025