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The David Beckham Syndrome

Guys who are VERY attractive, sexy, hot, fine, very fuckable... Like damn why is he so good looking... and then you hear the voice.. and say OH SHIT he has the David Beckham Syndrome.

In case you live under a rock and don't know who David Beckham is... well let's just say you need to take a look at that sexy fine piece of ass yourself; under google images... and then listen to his voice on youtube.

See the problem with this Syndrome is... that these guys are SO fucking perfect but then... that voice.. It's SO fucking unmanly and sounds like a little 7 year old school boy. It's so wrong and such a turn off. But why are they so sexyy.. and then you question yourself if you should find another man or continue with the David Beckham Syndrome man like Victoria Beckham chose to.. :(

Now if you're a guy with this problem... we suggest you never speak.. or you better have money and lots of it, like David Beckham ;)
Some fine sexy ass of man approaches you at a club.. you start dancing.. thinking damn he's so fine.. and then after the song is over or you decide to talk.. you hear the voice.. and in your head you're like FUCK he has the David Beckham Syndrome.
by Very concerned girls!!!!! January 1, 2010
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The David Lindberg

The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.
Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.
by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011
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The David Difference

A term incomprehensible and undefinable by any medium of mortal communication. The last stop on the infinite forms of complex intellectuality incomparable to any level of anything in and beyond existence.
-Damn bro, you haven't made The David Difference?

-No
-Man dude that's all good. Whether in this life or the next, you'll become David eventually. Everyone does.
by positivedead December 7, 2021
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The David Blaine

When you are having sex with a girl from the back and you let your friend slide in without her knowing and then you run around to the window and wave at her
I was hitting this girl from the back then me and John did The David Blaine on her ass.
by LadyRed10 October 1, 2010
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The David Hasslehoff

When you have consumed enough alcohol to have no query's about eating Wendy's hamburgers off a hotel room floor, and subsequently have it taped by your young daughter.
I got so drunk last night I did The David Hasslehoff at the motor inn.
by SatanicEnforcerPatroller September 28, 2007
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The David Perez

16 year old 6 foot for nothing piece of shit...player that doenst know what he wants..deep down hes a faggot thats why he treats jocy so bad..hes trufully not ready to come out of the closet..also hes a bad son and a wanabe thug ..suck my dick bitch i hate you
omg my boyfriend is cheating on me,hes doing the david perez move!
by Kamila & Jocy April 2, 2005
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The David Hasslehoff

1)After cumming into a girls mouth you say, "Oh No!, your drownin in cum, let me throw you my booies to save you!" and then you shove your balls in her mouth.

2)A girl is giving you head and and you proceed to cum in her mouth, she pretents she's drowning and you being mitch and all have to save her by giving her mouth to mouth(only if she swallows)

3)A girl is riding you, but only to the point where the top inch or so of your penis is being inserted.. this continues on for as long as david wants.

4) Something my Boyfriend thinks I would never do.
5) Something that the girl does all the work
6) Most girls would do 2 out of 3
Girl: "Whats the David Hasslehoff?"
Guy: "Let me show you"

Girl: "Okay"
Guy: "Are you choking?"
Girl: (muffled of course) "Yes"
Guy: "Let me save you, Hurry up and swallow"
by Red-Head December 30, 2005
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