Airbus Industries

While the French suck, their aircraft sure don't, from fly by wire, to the A380, someone hit the charts on a bulls eye in there. Why work for Boeing when you can join the darkside and fly the most evil airliners on the globe. Some say airbus pilots don't have anything between their legs? Well that's because... their package is so big they need that extra leg room.

You fly an airbus? Man thats awesome! Id love to fly something from Airbus Industries, because Boeing sucks!

by Scarebus1256 July 26, 2010

Airbus A380

Very big plane: the only plane bigger than a 747, can fit around 853 passengers max

me: look it's an Airbus A380, biggest plane in the world
my friend: very noice

by boing February 5, 2021

airbus a380

A plane that's too bloody large.

I went on an Airbus A380 in the weekend, and because it was an Airbus I nearly died.

by LazyllamaAviation April 6, 2017

Airbus A-340

An evil jetliner made by the Airbus Industrie that has an evil autopilot, the RSX 600, and has been involved in over 600 Turn-N-Dip incidents.

The lufthansa Airbus A-340 executed a turn-N-Dip, slamming into the crowd of golfers. The death toll was an estimated 500 people.

by Trell Brown May 21, 2006

airbus a390 concept

The airbus is a longer triple decker or just same thing but longer THE AIRBUS A390 IS THE SAME AS THE A380 BUT LONGER AND BIGGER,Anyway, it is a concept.So im not sure if it will come out but we will never know...well maybe we will...ANYWAY remember, know WHAT AN AIRBUS IS. IT'S AN AIRCRAFT MANUFACTURE. Have a nice day

Mike:who's joe?!
Jake:idk
Mike:JOE MAMA!!!
Jake:bruh

Airbus:SCREW BOEING WHEN WE HAVE THE AIRBUS A390 CONCEPT!!!
Mike&jake:wtf?!?
Boeing: >:(

by Boeing 747 fan October 31, 2019

land one's airbus on her Hudson

1. put one's penis into his girlfriend's vagina after a long, passionate make-out.

2. land an airbus on the Hudson river.

0. "land one's airbus on her Hudson" is appropriate to use especially when the girl's vagina is so wet that it fells like diving into the river or something.

1. Girl: I can't wait anymore. I'd like you to land your airbus on my Hudson right now!
Man: Fasten your seat belt baby!

2. Dude, that US1549 pilot Captain Sullenberger landed the airbus on the Hudson and saved 151 people's life. He's the man of the year!

by disconnectus February 22, 2009

Apple = Airbus

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B8

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B9

iPhone XS = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A4

iPhone 11 Pro = Airbus A319 with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A5

iPhone XR = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A1

iPhone 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A3

iPhone 12/12 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B4

iPhone 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM 56-5B6

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000

Apple = Airbus

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 1, 2025