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Teto

itsudemo I love you. kimi ni Take kiss me. wasurerarenai kara boku no daiji na memorii dorayaki wa shushoku ni narenai naraba uwagaki shichaeba boku no omoidoori zutto soba de miteru yo bakkuappu wa makasete hidari kara migi e to dekigoto ga acchi kocchi docchi
by Wyll!!!!! May 25, 2025
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Tetos

Tetos to slap the back of someone’s head in Puerto Rican
Tetos verb
by anonymous July 29, 2021
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Teto the Clown

Teto the Clown is an iconic figure of true mystery. It resides in the city of Dallas in the state Georgia and while some people don't believe in the mysterious clown others are terrified of it. In 1911 there was a incident where 17 people randomly went missing and there whereabouts never found out, since then there have been reports of a clown or dark entity roaming dallas. In 1983 there was a stone recovered dating back to the mid 1800's that stated " In this town no peace shall there be, I own it all it will never find me". There have been 23 missing children since 1983 in Dallas and 56 reports of a clown in a drain or roaming through the woods.
by Thirdeyeunknown September 12, 2017
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Teto-stan

An amazing person who you should follow on TikTok!!! :)
hey have you heard of Teto-stan

"Huh who's that"
You haven't heard??
by eisjuicysfeet December 14, 2021
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Teto-stan

Teto-stan is a really cool tiktoker!! >:)
they like teto alot
OMG TETO-STAN POSTED WOOOO!!
by prettyraccoon February 4, 2022
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Teto

Mexican Slang; the opposite of being cool or having swag.

The closest feeling to this word in english would be "loser", but is not exactly the same meaning, Teto, or Teta for girls, talks more about being a loser for your lack of style only. A Teto is a person that gets exited, too cheery or laughs over stupid thing.

The origin of the word comes from "teta" wich is the female breast. So my guess is that at its beginings the word was like calling someone a sucker.
-I really like Milesh Shyrush
-Wey que pinche teto eres

-Let's go to the beach
-Uh, let's go to the beach, each. Let's go get away. They say, what they gonna say?...
-Ya callate teto
by rodboltt October 11, 2018
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Kasane Teto

Goated Utau that sing with miku
Teto is love, Teto is life
I was only nine years old. I loved Kasane Teto so much, I had all her merchandise. I'd eat pears and French bread every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Teto is love", I would say, "Teto is life". My dad hears me and yells "Kasane Teto isn't real". I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Teto. I called him a Baka Baka Baka. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, I hear something. It's Teto. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear;

A pear does not worry
A pear does not care

She invites her Fruit friends into my room. My dad walks in. Teto looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's Neru over". Teto kills my dad with a comically large hammer.
Teto is love. Teto is life

Thank you Kasane Teto for helping me realize i was on the autism spectrum
by YOURNAMEXS September 14, 2025
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