Tess 

A person and an adjective.
Tess is a person who is super fun and nice, but spontaneously falls asleep. This is called, "pulling a tess"

person a:What happened to you last night?
person b: Pulled a Tess, sorry! Fell asleep getting ready!

Tess by RCyeyeye October 21, 2011

Tess 

Tess is the craziest friend out there. She a bit of a hoe but it’s ok cuz she’s sweet too. Tess is also a part of a very successful team called “guido’s dream dream,” that everyone wants to be a part of. Tess always has the best friends ever that everyone’s wants. Tess is goals.

Person 1: Tess just talked to me, omg am I blushing?
Person 2: OMG, ur the luckiest person in the world!!!

Tess by Tess’s best friend ever December 6, 2018

Tess 

Tess is really funny, sporty and laid back. She is mature and laughs at stupid stuff. If you find a wild Tess and you would like to talk to her, bribe her with candy and you got yourself a wild Tess. Tess’s are usually really shy at first, but once you get to know her, she’ll warm up to you and never shut up. Tess’s normally have a crush but dont tell them because she’s scared of rejection. They are normally introverted, and quiet. Tess’s can be found in all sorts of places. Her dark room, A volleyball court, Playing snapchat games while eating food, or simply just cuddling her dog named June.

August, the other dog is completely irrelevant. ;)

If you find a tess, and date her, your relationship would be 100% truthful on her part, but you have to make it 100% too. Never make a wild tess mad. She will eat you, revive you, and eat you again. Beware if the wild Tess is mad. The wild tess wont hesitate to kill you with memes.

Guy1: Is tess mad?
Guy2: yea bro, better skedaddle

Tess by tessy;) September 8, 2019

Tess 

Probably the most amazing people person you could ever meet. Probably the most beautiful girl ever, appearance and her personality. She's so delicate and soft, I don't know who would ever try to hurt her...ever. Her smile is so genuine and so sweet you will replay the time you made her smile every day. It's even worse when she laughs. She has the most beautiful laugh it feels so amazing you will get to make her feel happy. Extremely forgiving and understanding, she can be a a little shy at first but will eventually be open and comfortable with you it's gonna be amazing. You can't miss out on her..not her. You look at Tess and you know you can't just forget her. Truly an angel. You'll get lost in her eyes and fall in love all over again.

Tess is truly angelic, you won't find someone like her just anywhere.

Tess by aivan :D March 11, 2022

tess 

the short term for testicles

omg those are some big tesses

tess by HAMMY1234 March 13, 2023

Tess 

A girl, often with brown hair and hazel eyes. She has many close friends and loves being with them. A Tess doesn’t always open up straight away, but will when she gets to know someone. She has many hobbies and often finds herself very busy and sometimes it can be hard to do things with her. But you should make an effort because Tesses are definitely worth it. They can keep secrets and are someone you can tell anything to. They sometimes feel sad and left out quite easily so you should always try and include them in things Tesses get told that they are ‘cute’ and ‘pretty’. They always disagree because they are very modest. Some people say Tesses are hard work sometimes but are definitely good people.

‘I just met a girl called Tess, she seems so kind and down to Earth.’

Tess by some random name June 27, 2018

tess 

great chick one of the best keeps her mind out out of her ass unlike most girls i know

awsome, hot assed, talks like a sailor/13 yr old boy,hot angel, stacked,swings back,flirty,plus sized(you wouldn't notice though), throws a good punch, great smile, acts good(is better in bed), knows what shes doing,smart,polite(seriously), dirty mind(dirtier actions),great boobs,did i mention HOT-ASSED????

dude:"wow TESS is such a nun, shes so quiet and smart"
guy:"uh you've never met her have you?"
dude:"ya we did a chem. project together, she kept saying stuff about the size of your hands and how good i was at chem. asked me almost constantly how to work different things"
guy:"how stupid are you?!!? o wait she talked about the size of MY hands?! no wonder shes been flirting with me!!! i think ill return the favor, she has a nice rack"
dude:"you say that like i hadnt noticed;)"

tess by will.i.am?(sob) March 11, 2010