Telepootation

The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.

"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"

by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

teleporatino

One who can teleport, such as Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs.
Whoa, that Teleporatino teleported to my house and stole my iPod last night.

by jake6192510 November 24, 2009

Teleporntation

The act of watching a porn and imagining yourself in the scenes while 'takin care of your bizness...
Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.

I was watching Skinamax the other night and I think I had some serious teleporntation, when I came in my pants during a scene.

by Airpace22 June 27, 2014

telepotation

After smoking 2 bowls you wake up somewhere strange and far away

Steve: Ali was so baked last night he woke up in Washington Square Park again
Mike: Man, thats a serious case of telepotation

by beerbuster June 8, 2007

Telepornation

The verb form of "Teleporn", which is defined as "the state of being gangster". Telepornation is done by few, only those who are deemed worthy of it's grace. It's direct translation from latin roots means "the color green", although some experts think it's actually "The color green is cool."

Dude, Telepornation is hella cool.

by Omg No Wai March 23, 2007