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Talk the hair off a monkey.

A term for when a person is incessantly talking shit.
Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...

Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.
by pinballpickup August 31, 2006
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talk the ass off a brass monkey

somebody who talks a lot
LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".
by fuckmycock24 January 27, 2010
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Talk the ear off a deaf person

To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own
Damn dude, you could talk the ear off a deaf person!
by cunteth420 December 1, 2021
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talk the server

by GH0ZTY December 17, 2019
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walk the talk

1. Just because you can talk the walk doesn’t mean you can walk the talk
2. You can’t walk the walk if you walk the talk
3. If you talk the talk don’t even talk to me
4. Those who walk the talk know they can walk the talk

5. If you can’t walk the talk you’re a fucking peasant
Look I know you can talk the walk but it doesn’t mean you can walk the talk
by ASDFFDSA12344321 May 3, 2021
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The Talk

The Talk is a way for parents to cope with not letting their kids do anything for 12-14 years. They think they are the first ones to say this to their kid, but usually another parent, child, or possibly stranger has filled them in on it. Some parents leave it out alltogether because Family Life Education covers it.
Dad: Son... it's time for The Talk
Son: I wOndeR WHat tHIs is aBoUt
Dad: Well son... get ready...
by theyhavepotential January 19, 2025
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he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
by oldmate694life March 7, 2023
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