T.I.T.S.

Time In The Saddle. As in bicycle saddle, but can also mean motorcycle or horse "saddle".

#1. Nothing cures a hangover like some T.I.T.S.
#2. Hey man there's nothing like T.I.T.S. to bring you out of that funk, seriously.

#3. My taint is all chewed up from all the T.I.T.S. I've been getting.

by oprfcc January 13, 2010

T.I.T.A.N.

it is a acronym for Takes it In The Ass Nigga"

also known as a gay person

Those folks in the Castro District in San Francisco are some T.I.T.A.Ns!

Shut the fuck up, you T.I.T.A.N.!

Man, I went to see "The Gameplan" with The Rock. ugh...
So you a T.I.T.A.N. now?

by cabdragon333 October 20, 2007

T.I.T.S!

That Is The Shit

Person #1: Dude I just got a fat sack of weed!

Person #2: T.I.T.S!

by Saint Tanick May 6, 2011

T.I.T.S.

Totally Irrational Tummy Syndrome.
This is the informal term for someone with stomach issues, but he or she is not sure why. It could be a virus, stomach ache, allergy, or anything else. Nobody knows.

I can't go out tonight because my stomach hurts. -Becky
What's wrong? -Friends
I'm not sure so I guess it's just T.I.T.S. -Becky

by A. Browningtonworth November 22, 2011

T.I.T.S

Acronym for 'Trump Induced Tourette's Syndrome' ; When the thought of Donald Trump causes one to involuntary scream obscenities out loud.

"Trump is talking again? My T.I.T.S. are going to start acting up!...Shit! Fucking idiot! Racist prick!"

by Boxnrob May 4, 2017

T.I.T.S

1. Not tits. Sorry

2. Taking.It.Too.Seriously

T.I.T.S
GEEZ! shut up already, you "T.I.T.S"!!!

by Tyler Tenorio February 10, 2009

T.I.T.S.

Thanks...it’s thursdays

T.i.t.s. Been waiting all week to drink.

by Dre and buzzy. December 31, 2018