i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back

Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

N.E.S.T

N.E.S.T The Nuclear Emergency Support Team (formerly known as the Nuclear Emergency Search Team) They consist of of engineers and scientists. Thier objective is to respond to any nuclear related accident or incident anywhere on the globe.

We got a nuclear bomb in L.A, Call in N.E.S.T right away.

by FoxxtheSwoxx June 15, 2007

P.O.E.T.S.

Used primarily in the Australian Construction Industry. Denotes an early finish on a Friday afternoon. Stands for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday."

Worker 1: "Got much on for this afternoon?"
Worker 2: "P.O.E.T.S. afternoon mate"

by drizzle872 October 21, 2011

B.E.S.T

"Bacon, Egg, Sausage, Tomato", a popular breakfast sandwich combination

Hello Maureen, I'll have a B.E.S.T on toast and a cup of tea, please, dear.

by chris_in_sheffield June 11, 2007

S.T.E.W.A.R.T.

noun
Acronym
Sensational Tasty Egalitarian Water from the Awesome Radical Tangerine
a very tasty new drink among neo-hippies

Dude i finally tried some S.T.E.W.A.R.T. it was awesome

by Acro-Stew October 19, 2009

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022