could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come

Louis Tomlinson said this in video diary 4

*What was your most recent dream?* "I had a dream we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and i wanted him to go away but none of the boys were helping me" Louis
"but who's name were you shouting repeatedly?" Zayn
"Niall" Louis
"Oh killing meh oh" Zayn
"i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come" Louis
"apparently i was just chilling somewhere else but i'll always save you Louis" Zayn
"he was walking around saying im a Bradford bad boy, yo" Louis
"i dont even say that anymore" Zayn

by Larry shipper&1D fan August 26, 2020

If he can't break bread he fake

If somebody doesn't look out for you like you look for them , they fake

If he can't break bread he fake, i had one more buck in my plate , it was me and bro and both of us got 50 cent cakes

by DarkoLitSsh August 28, 2021

oh no he didn't

A form of sarcastic irony deriving from its original use as an expression of incredulity. Often used after a oneliner or emphatic statement to mock the speaker.

"He was never in time for his classes . . .Then one day he wasn't in his time at all."

Oh no he didn't!

by Shiggity and Trionna September 7, 2010

He Don't Miss

When someone is spitting straight up fax or telling the truth.

Person 1: Bro this dude spittin MAD fax
Person 2: HE DON'T MISS

by maximumbruhm March 27, 2020

He ain't good

A slang word meaning: That's not good; not cool; that sucks; sorry for you; bad well-being ; Nah; no thanks ; disagree

Bob: " yo Nate I just got fired from my new job "
Nate: " damn he ain't good "

Bob:"yo Nate want to go to that party tonight?"
Nate: "he ain't good"

by Suavely January 3, 2015

u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

why the fuck would someone even look this up

i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

by snek_in_a_fedora_with_a_bowtie September 3, 2017