t-shirt

A PG-13 version to express the word "condom"

Lemme slip on this t-shirt doe.

by KingDiugh July 16, 2016

T-shirt

Souvenirs from concerts

-Zuz, those are not souvenirs

-SHUT UP THOSE ARE T-SHIRT AND T-SHIRTS ARE SOUVENIRS FROM CONCERTS!!!

by Ya like Jazz??? April 26, 2017

T-shirt

Being T-shirt means some one is being nice to you and your being mean to them

Person A: Yo what's up man
Person B: Oh fuck off
Person A: C'mon now just, what's up?
Person B: Fuck off you prick you know what's wrong
Person A: Ok, Ok. Be a T-shirt then..

by Some-mentle-cunt May 25, 2021

T-shirt

A shirt with short sleeves, that kind of looks like a "T"

"Yo, watchu wearing mate?"
"I feel like everytime you talk to me, I loose a braincell.
"So.. what is it?"
"It's a T-shirt, fucking dipshit"

by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022

T-Shirt Paradox

A paradox created when a girl wears a tight shirt to create an illusion of bigger breasts. Tighter the shirt, the bigger the breasts look. Essentially achieves the same effects of a push-up bra but different in a sense of novelty. Push-up bras are fucking noticeable but the tight shirt reaveals the actual size of their breasts.

For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.

Daquan: "Yo Suzie's titties are bigger than usual today!"

Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"

by pandaque April 24, 2015

t-shirt Christian

A person of faith who loudly proclaims their religious beliefs by displaying religious tee-shirts, stickers, or bumper fish.

“Last year Greg was a goth. This year, he’s a total t-shirt Christian.”

by Jayrome November 1, 2005

T Shirt Twins

euphamism for breasts

Dang she's got some big T Shirt Twins

by SanchezMcdaniels March 31, 2010