Simington

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.

by Stage Name April 18, 2007

Sammington

Some person who gets blamed for internet hoaxes.

That guy said trump’s pepe, what a sammington.

by Gayweed April 14, 2019

shmintons

a little boris johnson looking idiot who thinks hes someone but actually just a sad little child who cant get over the fact he gets no bitches

ew look at him

thats shmintons

by fijdjondn July 13, 2022

Sexington

This word is used to describe a town that is extremely visually appealing

That town was totally sexington, and is especially sexington during the sunset

by Sir Paul Gillespie the second July 16, 2023

Lymington Waffle

The act of verbally abusing someone else’s children. A common term amongst some inhabitants of Hampshire.

“Dude, Dan totally served up some Lymington Waffle to Lenny’s kids. What a sicko!”

by Cuntbunch19 January 6, 2026