Chocolate Swiss Roll

A procedure conducted during anal penetration in which during male ejaculation the female excretes her bowels onto the male reproductive organs.

Nathan - "I'm gonna bust a nut!"
Antneo - "Let me chocolate swiss roll you baby!"
Nathan - "Yes!"

by jamrag September 22, 2014

Kansas City Swiss Roll

The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo

Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.

by the dude with crocs April 13, 2021

swiss cake roll

pour chocolate syrup on your girlfriends tits, titty fuck her. Before you climax, make her suck the chocolate syrup off of your dick and cum in her mouth, aka the cream filling.

You've never had a swiss cake roll until your bf turns into the hostess factory!

by AL93 November 4, 2007

swiss cake roll

a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!

mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.

by dark korner October 3, 2016

SWISS CAKE ROLLS

some thing that i eat alot by little debbe and r really good

i love swiss cake rolls

by JOrdan darks May 10, 2007

Swiss Cake Roll

Covering of your penis in fecal matter and having same or opposite sex suck you off.

James asked jenny to try his swiss cake roll.

by Dan Lisk January 3, 2006

Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll

When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.

Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021