Swiss cheese

the taste of cum mixed with lube and latex after having sexual intercourse.

James- Hey babe will you get that swiss cheese for me?
Sarah- UGH!

by XOlolXO April 8, 2009

swiss cheese

Term used to define a fake sports fan (usually old and completely unathletic) who is there for the publicity or because their other rich friends went there, and they sit in the club boxes eating swiss cheese and drinking white zinfendel, occassionally clapping for the team when they do something that everyone else claps at.

Spike Wearing Raider Fan: Look at the swiss cheese and wine fans

by Dimitri Arethas December 25, 2005

The Swiss Cheese Plan

A long winded way of saying “We don’t have a real plan.”

“Have you heard of the Swiss Cheese Plan?”
“Yeah it sucks, one of the drabbest plans out there, thoroughly needs changing.”

by Cowboy_ August 19, 2021

swiss cheese

word meaning bad sex

I had some stinky swiss cheese last night.

by jenni1790 December 2, 2007

swiss cheesed up

State of being; to have multiple bodily bullet-wounds, and therefore having an abundance of holes in you, thus resembling a slice of swiss cheese, which contains several holes in it.

F*** with me, and you'll get swiss cheesed up

by sbocaj January 24, 2004

Jade-Swiss Cheese

a smelly type of cheese infested with rodents and worms. It usually has a rather poop-ish stench that you can smell across the Universe.

Watch out for that Jade-Swiss Cheese..... it'll make you barf out your insides.....

by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

swiss cheese fuck

verb - While having sex every 20 seconds you switch to a different hole. You do this repeatedly and in any hole you like.

Guy 1:

Hey man last night was crazy. Fucked her in the pussy, then ass, got some head, went for a titty fuck, in the ass again, and the back for some old school pussy.

Guy 2:
Holy shit man. You swiss cheese fucked her.

by Gonz!!! May 4, 2009